A remote-controlled race car that redlines documents? A slingshot for launching litigation? A “Yes, But …” button for testing out your legal theories?

These are just some of the products available through the new online store LawLawLand, launched by the contract management company SpotDraft.

While oriented towards inhouse legal teams, the products could be the perfect gag gifts for any legal professional.

I mean, what litigator wouldn’t want the “Subpoena Supper Apron,” with the tagline, “I grill before I sue”? What sleepless associate wouldn’t want a “justice is blind” blindfold to use as a sleep mask?

The store offers “a whimsical world where contracts come with a punchline, and compliance is a cause for chuckles,” it says. “Our shelves are stocked with gag gifts that speak the solemn language of law, but with a witty twist.”

Of course, it is no joke that this store is launching on April 1, and I’d be a fool if I didn’t tell you you’ll come across an Easter Egg hidden there.

But that’s just part of the fun.